The Staff Sergeant Special Ops of Eri Kasamoto is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eri Kasamoto with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.928 billion Eri Kasamotoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cryorn. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eri Kasamotoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,238 points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, when their backs are against the walls Eri Kasamotoans look out for gay men, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime is totally unknown. Eri Kasamoto's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eri Kasamoto is ranked 65,031^st in the world and 1,110^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.68 flags saluted per person per day.